![]() ![]() “Two factions of metal men?! …A woman among them, unless mine eyes be…is that creature…it IS! It hath curled like unto a hedgehog and then it propelled itself…what world be this?! …I hath narrated to myself long enough!” The Mystery Hedgehog then leapt onto the head of a nearby Eggacon. The Mystery Hedgehog looked on and was amazed. “Ah, SCRAP! INCOMING!” The Eggacons burst in, and the fight began. “I’m as stumped as…” Optimus’ reply was interrupted by the barricade being blown apart. “Dude, have you looked at yourself lately?!” The mystery Hedgehog then looked down and his eyes widened. “What place be this and…and what manner of creatures be ye? Metal men and a…a blue Sprite?” “This place…it be not Avalon,” he muttered. The supposed ‘King Arthur’ then looked around. “…You know, I kinda expected a human,” muttered Blackarachnia. “How many nights hath slept Arthur Pendragon, son of Uther Pendragon, King of Briton and Lord of the Holy Roman Empire?” ![]() It looked like Sonic in royal garb and with a beard! The new Hedgehog looked groggy, then stared blearily at the group. Optimus and Blackarachnia leveled their weapons at the coffin as Sonic prepared for a spin dash. “Getting Unicron flashbacks here!” gulped Sonic. “But…but he’s just a story, right?!” Just then, they heard stone being dragged across stone. The once and future king.’! Boys, this is King Arthur’s tomb!” “Okay, so some of it sounds like an Arthur fellow that was a…no fragging way!” realized Optimus. “Hic jacet Arthurus, Rex quondam, Rexque futurus!” “Come on, don’t you know your latin?!” protested Blackarachnia. “Come on! Now!” Optimus and Sonic then paused their labors and joined Blackarachnia as she pointed out the inscription. “Can it wait?! We’re making a barrier here!” replied Optimus. Rex is king…futurus is future…and Arthurus is…holy scrap! BOYS! GET OVER HERE!” He he, It almost sounds like…wait a cycle. “…‘Hic jacet Arthurus, Rex quondam, Rexque futurus’. “You know, if circumstances were different, we’d have a team of archaeologists here,” mused Blackarachnia. It was a rather spacious one and had a single stone coffin in the center. “Lead the way.” Sonic led the two bots through the cave and to the tomb. “Let’s hole up there, then we fight our way out,” declared Optimus. “Sonic, how far back does this cave go?” asked Blackarachnia. “That’s thanks to the Eggacons Eggman sent here,” explained Optimus. “I was doing some exploring here and then I heard blaster fire!” “It was a heat-of-the-moment decision,” replied Optimus. “…You know, in hindsight,” panted Blackarachnia, “we should have them in and ducked outside before sealing the cave.” They took a minute to catch their breath. Optimus and Blackarachnia then ducked into a cave large enough for their robot modes to stand up straight and sealed the entrance by blasting the roof. “This way!” called Optimus as more Eggacons arrived. “I’ve already gone the whole nine yards here,” remarked Blackarachnia. “My congratulations to the Bride!” giggled the last. “I believe Blackarachnia took down a few of us when she was alone!” “And looky who we have here!” laughed another. “Oh, it’s been too long since we had this kind of fun!” laughed one of the Eggacons. These were the Eggacons, drones forged to look and act like Eggman. They then transformed into robotic copies of Eggman. “It’s still in the Vaults, Legs! You know this!” Just then, a trio of jets arrived. “You know, it’s times like this I wish I still had the Apex Armor!” “I think a better question is WHY AREN’T THEY DYING AS FAST?!” retorted Blackarachnia. “WHY DID EGGMAN DREDGE THESE UP AGAIN?!” shouted Optimus as he and his wife fired on the enemy. A pair of Autobots were now fighting his forces in Spagonia. After he was banished, Gaia had taken over as the guardian of light and dark for Mobius. It has been a year since the defeat of Unicron and his Terrorcons. ![]()
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